Thursday, August 14, 2008

How to Recognize a Persian Cat

In this age of being Politically Correct sometimes you just have to say, “What the ….” I know the Spanish Basketball team caused an uproar this past week when they posed for a picture, all of them holding their eye lids pulled as if to mock the host country in the Olympics.

I got this picture of a suicide bomber from a friend who’d found it on the internet, obviously a Persian Cat. I understand the ACLU has been hired to represent slandered species of animals after seeing commercial exploitation based on racial bias.

Tidy Cat had to drop a new line of self cleaning cat litter boxes after it was learned that radical Siamese cats planned to enhance the formula and wipe out a family of Russian Blues. There was no proof what so ever the Siamese cats in question had ties to Islam and sanctions by the UN have proven useless; they have their own litter box to clean up.

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