Minger

I learned a new slang word a few minutes ago, a slang used in the UK. The word is Minger. So, what’s it mean?

The answer is too good not to share. A minger is someone who fell out of the ugly tree at birth and hit every branch on the way down. Here’s a picture that was found next to that definition; former Secretary of State, Madeline Albright.

(Click title bar for link to urban dictionary)

On a similar vein; did you hear about the couple who were having financial problems at home? They decided that they could cut back on some basic items and get through it. The wife suggested that the husband stop buying beer, something which would save them quite a bit.

A week went by and the husband saw a receipt for cosmetics and make up that totaled to over $ 65. He thought that was a lot of money that could be saved if she did without.

“I buy all that make up so I can look nice for you, dear.”

“That’s what the beer’s for!”

Needless to say that was not a good reply…