Wild Women Cause Earthquakes

Last week we learned that melting glaciers caused a volcano to erupt , a sterling example of Man Made Global Warming being blamed for everything under the sun. Today there’s news out of Beirut; promiscuous women are to blame for earthquakes .

“Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media.”


Western music from infidels like Elvis may take out Beirut from the other side of the veil. We don’t need military might, just another quarter in the juke box please…


“Well, I said shake baby, shake
I said shake, baby shake now
I said shake it baby, shake it
I said shake it baby, shake
We ain’t fakin’,
a-whole lotta shakin’ goin’ on”


My goodness they must have some wild women in Iran; no wonder they strap explosives to their bodies hoping to obtain 72 virgins in the after life. That won’t work either; the women Sedighi referred to don’t fit the “virgin” category, sorry guys you blew up that shopping mall full of innocent victims for nothing.


Who was it said the island of Guam was going to capsize into the sea because there were too many people on it? Rep. Hank Johnson (D-Ga), now I remember; Johnson expressed his worries during a House Armed Services Committee hearing.


“Addressing Adm. Robert Willard, who commands the Navy’s Pacific Fleet, Johnson made a tippy motion with his hands and said sternly, “My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.”’


The human race is destroying the planet and we should be ashamed we ever left our caves, swung down from trees or crawled out of the slime. Modern prophets like Barry McGuire have warned us, “over and over again, my friend, Ah, you don’t believe we’re on the eve of destruction ”. I rest my case.


This article has been cross posted to The Moral Liberal , a publication whose banner reads, “Defending The Judeo-Christian Ethic, Limited Government, & The American Constitution”.