Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Just a Hoax

Rumor has it that Nancy Pelosi may have suffered permanent eye damage over the weekend. Well informed sources reported Ms Pelosi had been staring at the sun, repeating that it was “just a hoax”, that part where parents tell their kids it could blind them.

In more recent news, Ms Pelosi has also suggested that obtaining additional oil by tapping into off shore fields was “just a hoax”. Ms Pelosi reportedly has been seen on occasion to place an empty can of 10w40 under her pillow in hopes the Tooth Fairy would refill the can.

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