Daylight Savings Time

The idea of short sheeting the bed has long held as a good practical joke for freshmen dorm pranks. After about the third time around it tends to lose its edge. I see where the important topic of Daylight Savings has taken a small spotlight in Congress; as if Congress has somehow figured out a way to actually add one hour of daylight and pulled a fast one on our Creator’s twenty four hour period. Let’s just make it Daylight Savings all year long and that way I won’t have to take my car in to have the clock adjusted twice a year.

Maybe after Congress figures out how to set the clocks they can figure out how to spend less than they take in; now that would be worth getting up early for. Then they could figure out a way to . . .