My friend Richard Sutton sends these out, with apologies for having done so. Thank you for sharing these, especially on a Monday. There were several others on the list; but I didn’t want to be responsible for injuries caused from falling over laughing.
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed her elbow and screamed. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken..."
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