Another Bush Fiasco

One of the headline stories in the Houston Chronicle reads, Ex-Bush aide is charged in fraudulent store refunds (linked via title bar)

“WASHINGTON — President Bush today said he was shocked and saddened to learn that former domestic policy adviser Claude Allen was charged with theft for allegedly receiving phony refunds at department stores.”

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“Allen, 45, was arrested Thursday by police in Montgomery County, Md., for allegedly claiming refunds for more than $5,000 worth of merchandise he did not buy, according to county and federal authorities. He had been under investigation since at least January for alleged thefts on 25 occasions at Target and Hecht's stores.”

None of this would have happened if President Bush had not directed Allen to start his life of crime in order to pay for the Iraq War. President Bush lied to Allen, telling him that he would never get caught, never become involved with the Abu Grabe prison scandal. Allen was transported from his detention cell in an SUV that only gets 9.7 miles per gallon, further eroding the fragile relations with our allies who signed the Kyoto Protocol agreement. This is the same SUV that Dick Cheney purportedly used in his attempted assassination and subsequent cover up on a ranch owned by Bush supporters.

It is rumored that President Bush has attempted to quash telephoto digital photographs taken by uniformed high ranking Army officers of Allen in an orange jump suit playing with himself while he was waiting to board a secret CIA jet bound for an undisclosed prison camp in eastern Europe where he will be humiliated and tortured along with hundreds of other political prisoners.

Isn’t that the story the biased news media would have preferred to have printed? I should send in my resume to the Washington Post, the Los Angeles Times or the New York Times and include this as a sample of the hateful one sided news article I am capable of generating, regardless of the facts or the damage done.