I saw where Al Gore got to receive a Nobel Prize for saving the world from self destruction. He got a fancy pocket ID card, a little like the one that came with my “Be a Real Policeman” toy set when I was a kid. Did he get the deluxe kit complete with handcuffs and two way police radios?
“You there, yea you; stop running that motor and filling the air with greenhouse gas.”
“Let me see that badge.”
“Never mind the badge; I’m the self appointed High Sheriff and I’ve got this handy dandy carbon footprint detection kit that will prove beyond any doubt that humans are to blame”
“Hey, that’s cold; what’s the reason for the probe?”
“Get used to it, I’m on a power trip and reason went out the window a long time ago.”