I was reading the headlines on our local KPRC website and came across, “Body Found in SUV by Tree”. I’m not without feeling for the dearly departed; all the same, how does that go down in a police report.
“Officers were called to the scene by a large Oak, believed to be of the Pin Oak family. The yet unidentified Oak claimed there was an SUV abandoned in the yard with a human corpse. No other information was obtained from the reportee.”
When asked for other details the Oak refused, “Leave me alone.” No charges have been filed and the tree is not considered a suspect at this time.
You have to wonder about how much medication I’ve been on; don’t you?