I heard that Roger Clemens has signed with the Astros to pitch, not just a rumor this time. According to the terms of his contract he will not have to show up on days when he’s not pitching, not go on road trips unless he’s scheduled to pitch and from now on he only needs two strikes on a batter for an out; just rumors. He’ll be back on the mound in about two weeks. The official news will be made public in about an hour ( 10:19am at present )
According to terms of his contract Roger won’t be required to show up at the news conference either. Rumor has it that he will only stand on the mound, a player to be named later will do the actual pitching.