I miss the way DL over at TMH Bacon Bits would have fun with the headlines. DL, if you’re out there, get back to the keyboard, sabbaticals are different than retirement.
Jury selection begins for dad accused of microwaving baby
We’ll be done in a jiffy.
Obama wins Mississippi's Democratic primary
I wonder if he’s whistling Dixie
Assisted Suicide Doctor Jack Kevorkian Plans Run for Congress in Michigan
He’s a dead on favorite.
House Fails to Overturn Bush Veto of CIA Bill That Banned Waterboarding
Bush has them over a barrel
Pakistan Police Probe Possible Al Qaeda Ties in Twin Bombings That Killed Dozens
Scientist testing theory; Sun warms the Earth.
Shipley Settles Employee Discrimination Lawsuit
They had to, their case was full of holes.
Had enough, or should I look around for more? Okay, you talked me into one more.
Billy Crystal to Play With Yankees for One Game
One game and I already have an asterisk next to my name.